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tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

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nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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tyleroakley:

This Southwest Airlines flight attendant is kind of perfect.

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straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

biclopsdad:

DO YOU EVER SIT THERE AND WONDER LIKE??? HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD CRUSHES ON YOU AND YOU NEVER REALIZED IT LIKE WHAT IF THEY HAD THIS BURNING PASSION FOR YOU BUT NEVER SAID ANYTHING FOR WHATEVER REASON AND INTERNALLY SCREAMED OVER YOUR EXISTENCE AND ALL THE LITTLE THINGS YOU DID JUST LIVING YOUR LIFE WOW

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despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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porndirector:


bae finally proposed<33

queenabeck:

Tentative list of musicals I want to see

  • All

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tobiaswraithwall:

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adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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nerdyicecream:

YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!

*opens tumblr app on mobile*

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