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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna, via assbuttofasgard)

lizclimo:

fair enough
fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)
citizensyndrome:


I see you, Fox News.
parteira:


excuse me i need your leg
carry-on-my-jingle-butt:


sengawolf:

terrestrial-organic-matter:

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

wHY IS THERE A CRUSTACEAN IN THE LAB

MEHOYNOYNEHOY

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via cptwaddledoo)

Hi guys!

burgertv:

Hello!

I’m hysteriaa and I’ve been given the opportunity to help post/make gifs for this blog! :) 

please don’t ask any questions to this blog pertaining me, since I do not have access to the questions; only coffing does. Feel free to ask me here if you have any questions/requests, or just say hi!

I’m just here to help out, and help myself cope until October 5th, when season 5 starts! 

Have a great night/Labor day! :)

rnaribelle:


rnaribelle:

i almost fucking choked to death reading this

#'officer i realize i just ran three red lights at 100mph but MY TYRANITAR WILL NOT BE DEFEATED'

weinerman-tested:

jaclcfrost:

the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences

  • the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
  • the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
  • the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
  • the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch

(via devilish-lolita)

brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

(via devourable)

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